Monday, September 20, 2010
We Share Our Bathroom with Ants
Anyone else have ants? I hate them. As soon as I clean the bathroom and sweep up all the dead and living ants....they are back in no time. And the bathroom seems totally dirty and icky again.
Which is worse?
Sneaky, sly ants that you don't even know they are there until you accidentally smash them and then you can SMELL them!?!? Ewww! I hate odorous ants!
Carpenter ants? They have WINGS!!! EWWW!!!! But, the majority of them don't even know how to use their wings. Idiots! They pretty much stay in one half of the bathroom....not every sneaky, sly hiding place in the house. And they are so stupid they usually end up drowning themselves in little puddles of water.
So, I think odorous ants are the worst. But, ants being ants, they ARE where they AREN'T wanted!!!
"Go away ants!" ~ Marley
And to any fly that buzzes near....
"Soo fy don boffer me!" ~ Marley ("Shoo fly don't bother me!")