Mrs. Dash

I love to tease Marley.

But the older she gets the faster she is on to me.

Over the weekend we had some popcorn with Mrs. Dash on it. 

Then tonight Nathan and I were loading the dishwasher.

He asked what all the little particles were that were on the door of the dishwasher. 

Right at that moment Marley walked in and I said, "Mrs. Dash."

She said, "Who is Mrs. Dash?"

I said, "Mrs. Dash is the lady that comes everyday while you're at school and takes care of me and Isi."

This is the type of lady last I instantly envisioned!

She gave me a weird look and said, "No. It's Isi."

"You think Mrs. Dash is Isi? Why would we call her that? No, Mrs. Dash is the lady that comes to take care of me everyday, while you're at school.”

"No mom! Stop teasing me and tell me who Mrs. Dash is!"

I tried one more time.

"I told you! She's the lady who takes care of me and Isi when you're not here!"

"Auugghhh! Fine! I guess I don't care who Mrs. Dash is!"

I got the bottle of Mrs. Dash out of the cupboard and made her read it.

"THAT is Mrs. Dash. We had her on our popcorn on Saturday."

"Ooooohhhh!"

I guess if she can read it she can believe it.

I'm going to have to start planning ahead and typing some things up.