Friday, November 2, 2012
Yesterday, I had lunch at Marley's school.
And all her little friends too.
While we ate, I asked the cute little girl next to me if she dressed up for Halloween.
She excitedly said, in her cute little squeaky voice,
"Yes! I was a witch!"
While she pointed at to different locations on her face:
one offset on the tip of her nose
and the other offset on her chin
"I had one nipple right here. And one nipple right her."
In the matter of one half second I thought,
"Did she just call her warts or moles NIPPLES!?!?!?!
BWAAHHA HA HA HA HA AH AHA HA!!!!
But really I just held in a little giggle.
Before I knew it.
In the matter of one quarter second Marley corrected her by saying,
"Those aren't NIPPLES!"
And then she pointed, by touching MY NIPPLES.
"THESE are NIPPLES!"
Her point, by touching alternated left to right, left to right.
I was instantly embarrassed and even faster I was trying to get her to stop pointing and touching MY NIPPLES!
It was hilarious.
Once I finally got Marley to STOP!
I said, "She's right. They are actually called warts or moles. What were yours?"
Cute little squeaky voiced girl got embarrassed (but not as embarrassed as me) shook her head and said,
"OH! Yea! They were warts!"
PS - Blogging everyday this month!